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HOW TO GET READY FOR A TEST!



HELLO YOU!
YES YOU!
DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE DOING TESTS?
DO YOU HATE NOT BEING PREPARED?
ARE YOU JUST TERRIBLE AT TAKING TESTS?
LOOK NO FURTHER THAN~

HOW TO ACE THE TEST.

IT IS VERY..VERY SIMPLE MY FRIENDS!

1. STAY UP UNTIL 12 AM!
NOTHING MAKES YOU MORE PREPARED THAN GOING ON YOUR PHONE ALL NIGHT WATCHING STUFF THAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE WATCHING.
(you know what I mean~)

2. LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE THE TEACHER EXPLAINS THE TEST!
WHO CARES THAT THEY MAY BE GIVING YOU ALL THE ANSWERS, MUSIC IS MORE IMPORTANT.
(best to use rock, I recommend David Bowie)

3. DON'T DO THE STUDY GUIDE!
YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT THE STUDY GUIDE IS NOT WORTH IT, YOU HAVE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE FOR THE TEST FROM SKIM READING THE WHOLE TEXTBOOK!
(if you want to get through the book faster, skip some pages)

4. DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS!
IF YOU ASK A QUESTION, YOUR TEACHER WILL GO ON AND ON ABOUT THE QUESTION CAUSING THE WHOLE CLASS TO BE ANGRY AT YOUR QUESTION. IT IS BETTER TO NOT UNDERSTAND THE SUBJECT AT ALL THEN HAVE THOSE DEADLY EYES STARE AT YOU!
(Their eyes are gateways to the underworld)

5. DON'T EAT ANYTHING AT ALL!
FOOD CAUSES YOU TO FEEL GREAT DURING A TEST, WE SHOULD'T HAVE THAT! DON'T EAT BREAKFAST OR LUNCH BECAUSE DURING A TEST YOU MUST FEEL THE WORST YOU COULD POSSIBLY FEEL!
(Do it)

6. DRAW ON THE TEST!
THE TEACHER DESERVES TO SEE YOUR ART WHEN THEY GRADE YOUR TEST!
(It is very fun)

7. FORGET ABOUT THE TEST!
 IF YOU THINK KNOWING ABOUT THE TEST IS GOING TO HELP YOU, THEN YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF! THE BEST WAY TO PASS IS TO LET YOUR INSTINCTS TAKE CONTROL WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM TO SEE YOUR TEACHER HOLDING TEST PAPERS TO YOUR SURPRISE!
(Block all your teachers' emails for this to truly work)

THAT IS ALL,
AND REMEMBER-
IF YOU DO ALL THESE THINGS, YOU WILL GET AN AMAZING A+!!
ENJOY!!


REMINDER: DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE THINGS EXCEPT DRAW PLEASANT PICTURES FOR TEACHERS OR LISTEN TO DAVID BOWIE.

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